Short Funny Birthday Poems That’ll Give You a Real Belly Laugh

Funny birthday poems and rhyming that will tickle your funny bone. The best poke fun at life, love and everything in between. Choose your favorite now.

Funny Birthday Poems For Friends

funny birthday poems for friends
Funny Birthday Poems For Friends

Have some fun

Giggle a little and have some fun,
Because it’s your birthday fun,
Dance a little more today,
Coz tomorrow will be a new day,
So, enjoy your day today,
As it’s your birthday,
Wish you a happy birthday!


happy birthday funny poems for friends
Happy Birthday Funny Poems For Friends

I have known you quite a while

I have known you quite a while,
When you talk, you make me smile.
A special friend, I will probably keep,
If you buy me a cool jeep.

It’s your birthday, I nearly forgot,
Searched on-line, bought you squat.
Hope you don’t turn all bitter,
Since you’ve never been a quitter.

I nearly quit, writing this verse,
Mind is blank, it’s a curse,
Soon your party will be here,
If I wake up, I’ll surely appear.


It’s your day today

Happy birthday to you,
You still look the same over the years,
Some sort of makeup you use,
Oh I did not mean to make fun,
Because you always look number one
Stay blessed!
Happy birthday to you!


Its your day again

Its your birthday again
God please save me from this torture
Again I have to pretend
And do things to please you
Again I have to buy every stuff so new
Oh your birthday is so much fun
I was just doing some time pass
Please don’t mean it or none
Coz your birthday fun has just began
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
God bless you!


friends poetry
Funny Friends Birthday Poem

You look so fat you know

You look so fat with that shirt
And age is looking on your face
Oh you have also lost that grace
Your birthday is a special time
When you can forget all this a while
And enjoy your day to have some fun
Because you are truly the number one
Wishing a very happy birthday to you
God bless you!


Funny Birthday Poems For Sister

I wish you

I wish you something, just can’t remember,
Don’t be upset, you’re my family member.
It was clearly, on my mind,
With so many thoughts, it’s hard to find.

Visions appear of colorful balloons,
In the background I hear those fine tunes.
Near the end of the dream, I can taste a delicious cake,
It must be your birthday, as I awake.


funny sister birthday poems
Funny Birthday Poems For Sister

Happy Birthday, Sister

Once a year we celebrate
with stupid hats and plastic plates
the fact that you were able to make
another trip around the state.

So, let’s eat to your charming health
and hope that you do not forget us
In the chance of finding place and wealth.

Happy Birthday,
now you’re 19 years old.
Happy Birthday,
your life still isn’t over.
Happy Birthday,
you do not accomplish much,
but you did not trouble me today.
I guess that is good enough.

© Anushka Sharma


Funny Birthday Poems For Him / Her

birthday funny poems for her
Funny Birthday Poems For Her

The way you look

You cannot do anything about the way you look,
All the aging stories that you cook,
One day your makeup will get exposed,
And, that time I will raise the toast,
Hey don’t crib my friend,
I was just making some fun,
You are always the number one,
Happy birthday to you!
Stay blessed!


Today is your birthday

Today is your birthday, don’t pull your hair,
Look in the mirror, nature was fair,
Not a day over twenty,
I’m kidding, you’re plenty.

Don’t mean to burst your bubble,
But stop asking for trouble,
You know what I mean,
When you drink that caffeine.

What should I bring?
Just give me a ring.
Elephant or clown?
I knew you would frown.


I carry your hear with me ( I carry it in my heart),
I am never without it ( anywhere I go you, my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing, my darling)

© E.E. Cummings


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