Mother is a great blessing of God. Their is no substitute of a mother. Mother is a pillar of strength to her children. When we talk about smiley face, mother comes into mind. Here are some poems to observe the mother love, though this love can’t be described in words but we put a little effort to do so. Hope you will enjoy these Funny Mothers Day Poems to praise all the mothers generally and specially yours.
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Thank You Teaching Me How To Use The Potty
Thank you teaching me how to use the potty
Thank you for cleaning my nose when it got snotty
Thanks for teaching me how to say thank you
Without those teachings how would I write this poem
Happy mother’s day to best mom in the world.
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Mum You Are Like The Titanic
Mum you are like the titanic
Extravagant strong and dynamic
You make everything seem so simple
You are a wonderful example
Of how every mother should be
Even though you are a bit lazy
I wouldn’t have you any other way
I love you happy Mother’s day
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Month of May
For all the diapers
that you changed,
For all the playdates
you arranged.
For all the trips
back and forth to school,
For cleaning all the spit up
and the drool.
Why is there only
one Mother’s Day?
You should have at least gotten
the ENTIRE month of May.
Happy Mother’s Day Mom!
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Please and Thanks
You taught me how to wash my face
And how to use the potty.
You made me eat up all my greens
And wiped my nose when snotty.
You taught me to say Please and Thanks,
Because politeness is the way,
So ‘Please’ can I borrow some money?
Thanks!
Just kidding. Happy Mother’s Day!
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Relax, Mom
As a mom you are number one
A parent who is second to none
On Mothers day, chores you should shun
For it is time for relaxation and fun
Even if at the end of the day nothing gets done
Just remember we will still love you a ton!
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You Are So Funny
Mum you brighten up my day
I think you are so funny
Even when you eat my lunch
And lose my pocket money
A mum like you is hard to find
You’re always drinking rum
I love you more than anything
Happy mother’s day dear mum
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You’re da Bomb!
It’s mother’s day,
So thank you Mom
You ought to know
That you’re da’ bomb!
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Roses Are Red
Roses are red,
Windex is blue.
Thanks for keeping everything clean,
I really appreciate it.
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Mother’s Work
For all the diapers that you changed,
For all the playdates you arranged.
For all the trips back and forth to school,
For cleaning all the spit up and the drool.
Why is there only one Mother’s Day?
You should have at least gotten the ENTIRE month to be celebrated.
Happy Mother’s Day Mom!
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Dear Mom, You’re The Bomb!
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!
You’re the bomb!
Please sit down and rest a bit.
Let me cook you some dinner,
Because you’re looking kinda thinner.
What would you like to eat?
Some eggs or maybe a roast?
Please don’t hate me, I burnt the toast!
I’m not good at this like you.
Let me take you out instead.
I don’t want to leave anything left unsaid,
I love you mom! Happy Mother’s Day!
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Dear Mama I Love You More Than A Kazoo
You don’t smell like a zoo
there’s no spit up on you
but i think there
is a pea in your hair
you don’t look funny
your clothes are not torn
dear mama i love you
even if your blue
dear mama
i love you
more than a kazoo
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You Love My Art
Dear Mum…
I love that you loved all my “art”,
You told me it was beautiful,
You told me it was smart,
You loved my pottery and painting,
And my popsicle stick bridge,
But don’t you think it’s long enough ago now,
To take it off the fridge?
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Nobel Prize for Mothers
Mom you are a shining star
Though the world doesn’t know your name.
You have no fancy title
Like Baroness or Dame.
Mom you really are a star,
My mother, mentor and friend.
A Nobel Prize for motherhood,
Is what I’d recommend!
And if I won the lottery
I’d share my win with you
I’d take you Mom on a spending spree
Each day the whole year through!
You may not be famous,
As your face is known to few.
But Mom I think you are wonderful
And I’m so proud of you!
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You Know Me
Mom you know the worst of me,
My weaknesses and follies,
I know you’ve seen me poop my pants
and cut the heads off dollies,
You know all my most embarrassing moments,
You know that I’m a nut,
So what can I do to repay your love..
…and make sure you keep your mouth shut!?
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Put Up With Me
I’m glad that you’re my mother,
kind and caring and strong.
Coz surely no-one else,
Could have put up with me this long!
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